Christian the Lion Reunited

this is so heart warming. i love cats!!!

 

for the real full story with the real lion pls watch in 10 parts:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzxms9-qQZ4

Please don’t love me

I do not intend to be loved. I was just minding my own business. Is it my fault that I was born last and the only girl in a brood of three?

I used to kid around with my friends living in belief that we couldn’t help it if we were being loved…we’re irresistible!

But this time it is different. I do not want to be loved if being loved means hurting someone else’s feelings. I did not ask to be loved.

I feel guilty that I am being given the much coveted attention but after of deep meditations and a bucket of tears…I looked at myself in the mirror. It was then that I saw that I deserved it all along. You see love is not a one way street. I was being loved and I loved back in return. They wanted to love me and I opened myself to love. So don’t blame me for something that I didn’t even mean to happen. Luck might have played a big part of it. lucky and loved, not a bad combination.

surefire ways to keep men off your back

1. Tell him you like him back if it doesn’t work try number 2.
2. Tell him you picture yourself marrying him in the near future.
3. You’d love to meet his parents…NOW.
4. Cook for him and make sure it is totally unedible.
5. You just bought a 20M condominium and a Jaguar on loan.  It will take you 20 years to pay the loan unless someone helps you out.
6. Your stinky dog sleeps with you in bed and bites you ferociously if you try to get him off your bed.
7. Tell him you are happily married or engaged to this guy and the only reason he doesn’t see you with him is because he is on the other side of the earth.
8. Burp after a meal.
9. Fart if you can. If you can do it with gusto…much better.
10. Pick your nose in front of him. Roll it in a ball and flick it off your fingers. 
11. Floss your teeth or use a toothpick and make those annoying noise when you pass saliva or air in between your teeth.
12. Chew a gum, blow bubbles and pop it out loud! bang!
13. Pretend that you are a lesbian… really.
14. Now take lots of pictures of him while he is leaving your office or his house.
15. Post everything in your cubicle or in your homepage where he can easily see it.
16. Pretend that you are trying to hide it once he sees it.
17. Go to webmaster or an artist and superimpose your pictures together to someone who is getting married. Write your name under it. “John and Alice Forever. Till’ death do us part.” Make sure that a dagger is beside tht phrase with blood dripping from it. Show it to him.
18. If it still doesnt work, print out a fake wedding invitation with his name and your name on it.
19. If it still doesn’t work…you should consider leaving the country.

eyes wide shut

When the person you are kissing closes his eyes, what does it mean? What does it indicate? When he keeps his eyes open, what does it mean?  

When the person you are making love with keeps his eyes closed while doing the deed what does it mean? When the person you are making love with keeps his eyes open while doing the deed, what  does this mean?

What does it mean? What does it mean?

I learned in school that when someone says “I love you” and looks down…then he is being honest. He is digging deep into his heart and soul on what he wanted to say. Now when a guy says “I love you” and looks up as if he was thinking…then kick his ass out and send him to his over-bearing mother! 

I remember having a classmate in high school who had this snobbish look on her face when she’s listening to you. She would turn her head away from you and look at you from the corner of her eyes. I thought she was such a bitch! Little did I know that she had hearing problems.  Turning her ears closer to the source and  directing her eyes to the source makes her hear better.

Kissing with eyes shut is the proper way to do it. Not that there is an improper way to do it but keeping your eyes closed will make you feel more of what your senses are sending to your brain. Should you decide to keep your eyes open, you enter the risk of not being at the moment and not digging him. Once you open your eyes, you see the world around you and you tend to think of other things rather than concentrating on the task at hand. (I beginning to sound like a man…kissing – a task.) Other scientists have their own hypotheses. Go read theirs if you are interested.

One question though…is it the same if you are kissing and doing the deed ?  My take on this, if the guy kept his eyes shut the whole time, that means he is imagining another partner.

the itch that cannot be scratched

Losing someone makes you grow up

 

 

the hand that rocked the cradle rocked my peaceful world

 

 

I have noticed a big change when my 1 ½ year old son lost his yaya. It was a sudden departure for the yaya who did not treat him right. All of a sudden my son opened his eyes to the world and saw everything around him. He started to look outside the car whenever he is in it. He loved learning all of a sudden. He was growing fast.  

 

 

I was talking to a friend last night and she too grew up when her mother passed away. She was dependent on her mother’s guidance on the children. Her mother ran the house. When her mother died she started to stand on her own two feet.  

 

I have lost loves in the past. I deemed it necessary for me to become a better person. A girlfriend of mine was such a britch (a cross between a brat and a bitch) to her boyfriends or suitors. When she lost someone who treated her right, she grew up and changed her ways. Now, like me, she is with someone who are exact opposites of our exes.  

 

It was said that having a pet at home is good for the children. I have always wondered why. Now I think I know why. Children will learn to understand how to lose someone like a helper, or a friend who leaves, and they will also understand the concept of death. In addition to that, it helps them become a better person.  

 

Ergo, a love lost is not lost at all…it just made you a better person.